Contents
Cover
About the Book
About the Authors
Title Page
Dedication
Two Bossy Ladies
Letter To You
Letter To Them
Inside Easy Peasy
Easy Peasy How To Do Everything Brilliantly
How To Work It Out
Easy Peasy Pots and Pans
Easy Peasy Potatoes
Easy Peasy Eggs
Easy Peasy Pasta
Easy Peasy Soups
Easy Peasy I’m Starving
Easy Peasy Bread
Easy Peasy Sweet Teeth
How Not to Poison Yourself, Your Family or Your Friends
How to Avoid Blood, Sweat and Tears in the Kitchen
Easy Peasy Up Your Nose
Acknowledgements
Copyright
List of Recipes
A.M.
Banana Bread
Bits and Bobs Soup
Black Bananas
Cheesy Fish
Chicken Burglars
Chocolate Mousse
Cooking Pasta
Cooking Rice
Corn Critters
Cowboy Soup
Cows Cows Salad
Cubes and Crumbs
Dipping Soldiers
Drizzle Toast
Eggy Pots
Flat in the Pan
Fowl Soup
Fruit Soup
Get Stuffed
Gold Fish Cakes
Greece Salad
Grilled Chop Chop
Jump in your Mouth
Knock-Out Bread
Lassi
Leggy Bread
Mary Rose
Mash Them Up
Middle Finger
Nice Rice
Not-So-Quicky Saucey
Oriental Soup
Packed Potatoes
Picnic Pasta
Pig and Fungus Sauce
Pizza
Pizza Dough
Pizza Sauce
Pot and Pasta Soup
Potato Bangers
Potato Wedges
Pru’s Loaf
Quicky Saucey
Rise Again
Saucy Salsa
Scrabble
See in the Dark Soup
Sizzle Stir
Spicy Bites
Spud Pie
Square Chips
Sticky Chicken
Sweet Salad
Toastie
Tomato Soupy
Topless Sandwiches
Topped Tarts
Whatever You Like Muffins
Wooden Leg
About the Book
This book is for kids who want to cook. If that’s you, then you’re an Easy Peasy too. Every recipe in this book is easy peasy. You won’t even need an adult’s help for most of them. In fact, once you’ve learned a few of the really simple ones, you’ll find the harder ones dead easy too. We wrote this book for YOU. So make sure you keep it away from all the other complicated adult cookery books you may have at home.
Warning to adults: this book is for kids. Keep your hands off!
About the Authors
Mary Contini is a director of the famous Italian delicatessen, Valvona & Crolla. She also writes a column for The Scotsman and runs cookery demonstrations in the shop.
Pru Irvine is a writer, working mostly for the national press. She also runs bread and pizza-making courses for primary-school children.
This book is dedicated to all children who want to cook, and especially to Francesca, Lewis, Henry and Olivia.
Two Bossy Ladies
This is the story of two very bossy, very busy, noisy ladies who threw things into saucepans, stirred them once and produced dinner for twenty. They lived at opposite ends of the same city and had no idea of the other’s existence.
Mary lived in a white house with two daughters and a husband who never stopped singing. The girls weren’t easy to feed because they liked different things. The big one wanted only vegetables and garlic. The little one just wanted everything, all the time. They were a very Italian family. So there was lots of pasta and pizza and throwing of arms in the air. Mary owned a food shop and spent all day eating what her customers didn’t buy.
Pru, on the other hand, lived in a brick house with a giant for a husband and two small giants for sons. Her husband didn’t speak much but she and the boys never shut up. Theirs was a very noisy household. During the day she wrote stories. At night she dreamt about food.
Mary and Pru shared three things – they loved eating, cooking and children, in that order. They happened on each other by chance at a banquet hosted by a mutual friend, Soapy – a great bubble of a woman who collected friends like precious jewels. They sat next to each other at a table for 250 ladies who’d come to dinner to talk about food. They were each surprised to discover how bossy the other one was. Mary and Pru thought they had each found their match. And during the course of the evening they also discovered their shared passions.
Over the next few months they talked and ate and argued together as if they’d been friends for years. They talked about food. They ate their words and they argued about what young people could and could not do in the kitchen. But they were also sad. Sad that young people were no longer encouraged to cook. And sad that young people no longer thought of eating and cooking as a great pleasure and a lot of fun.
‘I know,’ shrieked Mary, ‘We’ll write a book!’
‘A really easy peasy one,’ said Pru with a big, cheesy grin.
So they set to with plans and proposals, ideas and recipes. And when they couldn’t think of anything else to put in the book, they made themselves a cup of tea and thought about what to do next. Mary knew a very nice lady in London called Fiona.
‘Fiona will know what to do,’ she said. And sure as eggs is eggs, she did.
‘I know,’ said Fiona, ‘We’ll make a book. A really easy peasy one.’
And that’s how this book came to be. So Pru and Mary are very grateful to Fiona, as they are to everyone who helped them make such an easy peasy book.
Dear Easy Peasies
This book is for you. Why? Because you deserve it. Anyone who wants to cook deserves a cookery book of their own. Children’s cookery books are often too babyish. Adult ones are too hard and too fancy. So make sure you keep this one away from all the other cookery books in your house. You know the ones, either crammed with complicated recipes for things like cows stuffed with pigs, stuffed with green vegetables and then sprinkled with vitamins. Or how to make a Swiss roll look like a witch with green snot. Ghastly.
If you catch an adult reading this book, be kind. They may also want to learn to cook absolutely fabulous, incredibly simple and gorgeous food. Let’s face it – eating is brilliant. It’s convenient. You can do it anytime and anywhere. (You can even dream about it.) It’s fun. You can do it with anyone or anything. We don’t care what people say about too much this and too much that and not enough A, B, C and D. Cooking and eating is good for you.
You see, we think we need a bit of everything. Chocolate and chips, chicken and chutney, peaches and peas. If you want cheese and marmalade, so be it. So remember, if you’ve time for school and television and sport and sleeping, then you’ve time for a little bit of Easy Peasy cooking – haven’t you? Yes!
Love
Pru x & Mary x
P.S. We forgot to say all the recipes in Easy Peasy are really easy peasy. That’s why they’re in this book. Once you’ve cooked one or two, you’ll discover you can cook three or four. Then suddenly, you’ll find you can cook them all and still have time to watch television.
Dear Grown-ups
We’re sorry but you can’t have this book. It’s for the children. And remember what we always say to children? ‘You can’t have everything you want.’ If you can still behave like a child, you may be able to borrow it. But we’ve told them – Easy Peasy is theirs. So be warned.
We think eating is one of life’s great pleasures, especially eating something fab you’ve cooked yourself. And the trouble with cooking for children is just that – adults trying to disguise foods so children will eat them. We want children to cook for themselves. For their friends. For you. That’s what Easy Peasy is about – children cooking by themselves with a minimum amount of adult supervision. Lots of our recipes require no help at all, so you can put your feet up.
However, should you be tempted to try one or two or even three, you may find the children want to make them themselves anyway: ‘Aw!’ they’ll say, ‘This is gorgeous. What is it?’ ‘Well dear,’ you can say, ‘It’s really very easy peasy. You can make it for me next week. It’s in your book.’
Cooking is also a life skill. Once you know the basics you can survive anywhere. And with school meals under the microscope it’s even more important for children to know about the pleasures of eating well and the problems of eating badly. It’s just another way of helping them towards a strong and healthy adulthood. School may take care of reading, writing and arithmetic, but strong bones and strong bodies come from us.
Apart from anything else, you may hate cooking. Maybe you love it but haven’t got the time. There are loads of reasons why so many of us don’t cook. But children love cooking. It makes them feel proud and gives them a sense of sharing and achievement. So encourage them.
With best wishes,
Pru x & Mary x
Inside Easy Peasy
Excuse me, could we just say something before you start reading? You know how sometimes a recipe asks you to do something that you’ve not done before? Or even something that you think you should know how to do but don’t? Well it’s all in the Easy Peasy How To Do Everything Brilliantly section starting here. So suppose you need to know something about carrots – chopping, slicing, peeling or grating – just turn to that section and find carrots.
And if we mention a piece of equipment that you’re not sure you have, just look in the Easy Peasy Pots and Pans section here. It’s really easy peasy.
Easy Peasy cooking means being prepared. Get everything ready before you start cooking. Always check with an adult if you need to use sharp knives or the cooker.
By the way, all the recipes will feed four of you unless we tell you otherwise.
Spoons: tablespoon = a soup spoon
dessertspoon = a pudding spoon
teaspoon = a teaspoon
Can sizes: small = about 220g
medium = about 420g
An ovenproof dish means a dish that can be put into a hot oven and will not crack.
Easy Peasy How To Do Everything Brilliantly
‘Waiter! Waiter! Has this lettuce been washed?’
‘Yes Sir, you can still see the soap on it!’
This section tells you how to prepare, wash, peel and chop vegetables and fruit.
Apples
If you need to peel and core an apple, use a sharp knife and a chopping board. Cut the apple in half and then into quarters. Using the knife, trim away the hard core and the pips in the middle of each quarter and carefully peel them. It’s best to peel apples just before you need them because they go brown if they’re left to hang around without any skin on.
Avocados
These are easy to prepare if they’re ripe. Take a sharp knife and cut through the skin from top to bottom all the way around. Gently twist the two halves in opposite directions until they come apart. Pull the stone out. It’s very slippery and you sometimes have to push your fingers into the flesh to loosen it. Then peel off the skin and chop or slice as needed.
Broccoli
Using a sharp knife, cut off as much broccoli as you need using both the dark green fuzzy bits at the top and the bits of stalk that go with them. Rinse well under cold running water.
Carrots
Using a sharp knife, slice off both ends. Hold the thick end of the carrot with one hand and with the other use a vegetable peeler to peel down towards the bottom of the carrot. Keep turning round in your hand until all the skin is gone. Then rinse the carrot in cold water. Be careful chopping carrots as they have a way of sliding around. You can slice the carrot into rounds or cut lengthways into two and then four, depending on the size of the carrot.
Celery
Celery always needs a good, thorough wash under cold running water. When you need to chop it, use a sharp knife and cut off the leaves first. Take a small slice off each end and run the vegetable peeler down the length of the celery. This gets rid of all those horrid, stringy bits.
Cucumber